I was born on a Monday. =)

You should go to whichever concert tickles your fancy.

Mosquitoes don't take a break in Florida =(

That is impressive, but I'm sure the setup (attaching all the balloons and elastic bands to the tubes) took a bit of time. Not that I'm complaining, it's still pretty cool.

I've had a word experience like that ("put"). I don't remember the word, but it really throws off your day.

One of the pics are flipped, they don't line up.

*rereads title..* OP had a busy day.

I'm in the process of rewatching the series, and I just watched that episode, hilarious. I love Psych.

I wouldn't mind having these in restaurants, but I doubt the people who would need to use them (specifically the really loud talkers) would actually use it.

Unpopular comment: Or you could just be honest with your wife. 
If I were married and my husband wanted to go to a bar after work or whenever a couple of times a week, I'd be okay with it. I wouldn't be okay with him feeling the need to lie to me though.

I wonder what instruments they used to recreate this.

I saw this joke as a youtube video several years ago. I looked it up again, here is the link:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-dg89wr-s

My state seems pretty accurate, I know a lot of people who speak french creole.

That'd be a short law and order episode.

This is not okay..