Damn Cookie, puberty was extra good to you.

Because you didn't pay for it. But I think if they really have a problem with it, they should password protect it, it's not that hard.

I had a person get mad at me for not noticing they deleted me off facebook. I'm don't really go on there much, but that's besides the point. If we didn't talk that much, why would I notice?
I think they did me a favor, because they crazy.

@OP - I like your username, it's pretty. =)

What part of Florida?

There are many things that increase throat or mouth cancer (like smoking). But the reason they listed what may sound like a silly risk, is because sometimes a person can get that cancer for no apparent reason at all.
Hopefully helpful comment over.. Now back to watching Doctor Who.

Assuming that those are 1's (although they look like they might be 5's), I think there is about $54,000 there. Tables must be as expensive as hell.  

(I was bored and curious so I did some calculations)

Reminds me of the Useless Box http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/88948/useless-box/

Video didn't work for me. It said "playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner".

What a crappy thing to do. =P



Seriously though, that kid should get some help, that is not a sane reaction.

And your fake eye.. *snickers*

I think if your kid was accepted to Harvard, you've earned bragging rights. Actually, I'm for parents bragging about their kids in general, it shows they are proud of them and taking an interest in their kid's life. (I know there are exceptions to the rule, but too many kids grow up without parents in their life, so I'll take what I can get).

I get that it's a joke..but 
He could've just broken up with her like an adult.
And if this was real, the restaurant (server in some cases) would be out the money, they don't let you "wash dishes" to make up for your bill. 
I work at a restaurant and people try to make that joke all the time. Haha so funny, never heard that before.