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Try To Explain It, I Dare You..... 10 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
When the UPS truck fell down the hill, the boy, who was going to prom but had a rip in his tuxedo, stole a sewing machine from the UPS truck and used it to mend his tux just in time for prom.
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What the fox really says 26 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
A few months ago (before the song came out) I heard a blood-curtling scream. I honestly thought someone was being murdered. There are woods behind my house so I was really scared to look out, but when I did it was only a fox. I seriously had goosebumps and was freaking out. I was afraid someone would come and kill me.
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I do care =D 397 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
The name popped into my head and it sounded cool.
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Wait... Theres a new mexico? 33 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
What do you mean the sun doesn't revolve around the earth?
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Everybody knows that feel 6 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
NO! DON'T EVEN BRING UP THAT PART IN THE MOVIE. DON'T YOU DARE. I was weeping like a baby.
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I really wonder what the other countries were up to. 14 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
In the books it says it's located in the Rockies
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She really wants a PIZZA 7 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
I watched this video. They had been caneoing or kayaking or something in Hawaii while they were filming Catching Fire. Josh Hutcherson's mom promised to order pizza before they left and when Jennifer, Josh, Sam Claflin, and Jena Malone came back and were tired and hungry, Josh's mom still hadn't ordered the pizza. Naturally, this was Jennifer's reaction.
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Evolution of Disney Princesses 10 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
From Frozen.
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Have a great day 26 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
And kill your enemies by pooping on their heads like calmthelovelytits said below.
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The greater good. 8 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
Time-travelers...
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So true... 21 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
Why not all?
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The pomsky 12 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
A PUPPY THAT STAYS A PUPPY FORVER! GENIUS!!!
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Canadian mafia is a serious business 9 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
[horrifed screaming in the distance]
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Things I hate 27 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
Instead of twisting the toothpaste, when all of it is at the bottom, push it out with the side of your toothbrush
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If you don't repost, you only have one heart 14 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
See that Dalek killing people over there? The only emotion they're capable of is hate.
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When I hear my name 5 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
You called?
I can't believe it 13 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
Yeah. I think it's supposed to look like a car sinking into the floor, not milk. :(
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I have to say Tony Stark 30 comments
fireroses · 10 years ago
Are we not gonna talk about Hawkeye?
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The Queeriest Cookie Of Them All....Darn Homosnacksuals... 12 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
I've seen and eaten orange, yellow, and red ones before. And they're actual Oreos. I think the red ones are Christmas ones, so they might still be in store.
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Photoshop doing right 10 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
That actually some pretty good photoshop there, my friend. You did, in fact, nail it.
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Ron.. 8 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong fellow Potterheads, but wasn't this only in the movie? I haven't read COS in a while...
.-. 18 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
Finnick loved it to shreds.
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You volume b*tch 8 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
Yeah? Well YOU'RE surface area
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Advantages of being short 23 comments
fireroses · 11 years ago
And then there's the tall people...
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