Not as bad as the time his own missiles were being launched at him by terrorists.

That's so sad! The ferret deserves better than to be on steroids!

"all 5 continents." Does this mean they're aren't any tribes on two continents? (Which I highly doubt) Or the person forgot how many continents there were.?

We should have one of these every week

This is really weird

It sounds like an epic movie opener

WHO WILL GET THE STARS?

WHO WILL WIN THE BATTLE,

Because if it's my timezone I have a little less than 3 hours!!!

What timezone does it end at 8:00?

Funstats, is this the record number of comments?

FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX COMMENTS

Goodness!

*insert funny comment here*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

We are all very competitive

captaindavis, you will cause the crash of this website

Downvote your own so you can WIN!

Did anyone else just scroll down, upvoting all the comments?