Mike Jones

fizzlesticks23


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Some other advice for college freshman 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Dont buy the textbook ever. Get a kindle or something and download the ebooks. With all the shit textbook publishers do in the US to fuck over students I would never even think of actually buying one.
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Mainly for Americans 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
So what's regular Britain?
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Girls today 14 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
If she can bleed she can breed.
Science teachers 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Wouldn't work, too much gap between the swings.
Crazy enough to work 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Wage packet?
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My friend recently got a job with google. This is where he worked today 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Because the only other options are Windows which is also their competitor and Linux which sucks for just about any non-programming job?
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Glad they're alright 15 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
So you took the bacon out before you took the picture? BS.
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This is actually true 6 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Then don't say anything.
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90s kids fun 41 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Book fairs were the shit.
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Perfect life 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Guys weren't so confusing???
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The world today 3 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
We feed the poor plenty, it's just not our poor.
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That would be nice. 7 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Coming soon to an internet near you, NSASearch.com
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You can't decline dad's call 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Nope, I thought that but it seems to be totally random since like 3 updates ago.
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You can't decline dad's call 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
That shit always pisses me off, why does it sometimes have buttons to answer and others it's the slide thing?
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Enough of your shit 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Shouldn't be too long, they just have to fix the toilet and flush it again.
Funny Prius 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
A lot of electric cars actually play fake car noises over the speakers because the people driving them said it didn't feel right without it.
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October fact 18 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
July has nothing to do with Julius Caesar.
Share in comments 156 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Which pokemon is it?
People suck 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Me being fat doesn't affect you. You smoking kills everyone around you.
Joke fail 10 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
The world record for holding your breath is about 22 minutes.
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Phonebloks 19 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Because it wouldn't work.
Nicest homeless guy ever 7 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
So that's the fucking guy who goes through my main and steals all my damn Wendy's coupons.
When I try to be Cool 7 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Would be funny if it was real.
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Yeah windows 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Windows doesn't shut down randomly. You either have a virus, you didn't turn off auto update or postpone the restart or there's some faulty component in your system.
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There should be a law against that 3 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
yes..fuck you lil wayne.