Mike Jones

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Romantic Thor poster 6 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
"accidentally"
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Thank You Veterans 24 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Ya it's super heroes who wear capes.
The product of hard work and patience 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Can people please learn to use the word "only". Just say that sentence out loud, it sounds stupid. It should be "This was made using only scissors."
The secret of the period 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
But eggs don't come back. At a rate of 5 nutsacks a day, that's a little less than $4000 a month. Most men can also keep selling nutsacks until well into their 70s or 80s. Those half pb&js more than make up for the little bit of less money.
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What is art? 29 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
You know you're an asshole when you spend millions of dollars on a painting of a line instead of doing something productive with it.
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Operation shoebox 47 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Would not put drugs in. A lot of these people are homeless for a reason and that just seems like a horrible idea.
Paying for college 38 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Most high schools in America pay for your first 2 or 3 applications.
Since it's been feelsubstance lately.. 25 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Nope, he was just a druggie.
Reading won't solve your problems 3 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Most of my problems stem from not being able to find anything. So ya...some cleaning would help.
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WHYY 7 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
That's not Hawaii. Hawaii is much farther left.
What if gay was straight and straight was gay [MUST WATCH] 69 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Didn't watch the video but going off the title I'll guess the human species would have died off a long time ago.
How to take care for introverts 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Wtf does this have to do with being an introvert? That's how you should treat everyone.
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective. 67 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
My friend got some girl pregnant and wanted her to get an abortion. She wanted to have the baby and decided to get a restraining order for whatever reason (I have no idea what excuse she used to get it). He now has to pay some ridiculous amount of child support and can't have any contact with his son. Just because he thought it would be a better idea for them as a couple to get an abortion doesn't mean he wants to be completely cut off if they have the baby. And if he's the one paying for everything why shouldn't he be the one to take care of the kid if he wants to?
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective. 67 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Don't forget that if the woman wants the baby and the man doesn't, he's forced to pay tons of money to take care of it even if he's never allowed to even see the kid.
Call her 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Yea, I might have known that if I bothered to look on wikipedia.
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Call her 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Nope, I don't. This isn't the 90's anymore, wikipedia is plenty reliable.
Call her 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
I'll believe wikipedia over your sources.
Call her 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
It was released as a single in September 2011, the album it was on was released in February 2012.
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Pizza man 22 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
I never understood that. If the crash does enough to make a person go flying your arm isn't going to stop anything. Not to mention you would be flying forward with them.
What mericans think the earth looks like 46 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
I'm pretty sure most Americans know the Earth isn't a sphere.
Before the squiggly light! 6 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Pfft. All the cool kids had one of these http://www.goldenshop.com.hk/AI-trad/Misc_htm/m_gbmag.htm
My car is now safe 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
The house is owned by a band, they open the door to play shows.
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Better go find him 15 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
Because his power level will increase 10 fold while he's gone.
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Who's your mother? 19 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
This happens way more often than people think.
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Some other advice for college freshman 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 11 years ago
For a lot of classes (at least where I went to school and my major) buying old editions isn't an option due to too much stuff changing between versions. And not being able to sell back ebooks isn't a problem if you don't pay for them.
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