Possible? yes. This picture? nope.

You can't fix stupid.
And the definition of retarded: "less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age."
I see no reason why that can't apply to stupid people.

That could actually be done by a 3 year old with its eyes closed.

That was so stupid I'm going to assume it's from something.
Sooo...what's it from?

I would bake that neighbor a nice cake. He saw the guy going through a basement window wtf would you want your neighbors to do?

It must have been a lot, a bunch of the players paid more in taxes than they made for the game.

They have more calories, not fat.

I don't know a single person that has gotten more than probation or a fine for their first DUI.

The tips aren't actually theirs, they belong to the restaurant. The restaurant then gives them back the tips they earn to get above minimum wage. If your pay + tips don't add up to minimum wage the restaurant is required to pay the difference, at least that's how they work around it in NY.

A 100% increase would be 2x the money or $200, please learn to math.

and because it's funny

You do understand it's true right?

Well it would be a shame if someone punched you right in the childhood...so here ya go http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Hey_Arnold_Theory

That doesn't make sense. Copyright issues would be with the person who took the photo not the people in it. If it worked like that all those horrible celebrity magazines would have gone out of business a long time ago.

Translucent means the light passing through the object is diffused (scattered), not obstructed.

No it isn't.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/translucent
Since you can see through them and clearly make out what's behind them they aren't translucent. Translucent is something like frosted glass that allows light through but you can't make out what's on the other side.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/transparent
Exactly what's going on.