Mike Jones

fizzlesticks23


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Hooray! 14 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Yes and I fixed it for you. You're welcome.
Hooray! 14 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
As long as no straight white male has a sense of superiority*
But it's just so much more comfortable 10 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Don't forget about the thunder and lightning.
This Device Can Charge Your Phone In 30. Freaking. Seconds 16 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Who said it was a chemical battery? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdEWw1LOO2I it's real, get over it.
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Sexy time 11 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
He's setting his fantasy line up.
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The last time! 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
So the $5.50 special is only $5?
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The cutest gesture 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
There is no plot to twist.
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Think about this before you speak 37 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Cigarettes, drugs, alcohol and guns all affect people other than the ones who do/buy them. So I'll take other people's rights away all I want.
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Yes, it says the battery in the keys died, not the car battery.
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A very useful car trick 311 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Wouldn't that set off the alarm, which you couldn't turn off because the keys battery was dead?
Missed you :) 2 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
I don't get it...missing someone after not talking to them in a long time seems extremely reasonable.
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Tough 17 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Did the same thing. The subbed version and one of the dubs had terrible audio but after trying the Funimation dub it was good. They are a bit behind the other dub but the other is just so bad, it's unwatchable. Also new episodes in 2 days, woo.
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Thank you soft voice in my head..... 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Or you could learn speed reading and get rid of that voice.
Steve harvey has had enough 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
There are female condoms.
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Macklemore telling it like it is 27 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Just because the second thing is stupid doesn't mean the first isn't.
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Tiny little bottle 10 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
How else would it stay on?
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Inflatable lawn tent 16 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Looks like you would bake to death on a sunny day.
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I ... Uh ... Thanks? 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
It's something
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That's a Lot Of Democracy 4 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Any works fine.
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c*ck save 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
cock block*
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Why don't we have this 8 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
That arrow though...
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Much bounce 13 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Worst anime ever, the shit ends before anything happens.
10/10 Wood Screw 5 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
Pretty sure that's a bolt.
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Fun times 12 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
If you know they're shitty, don't post them.
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Would be fun to see my gf slide off the bed. 7 comments
fizzlesticks23 · 10 years ago
It seems cool until you realize you would actually have to make your bed or everything would just fall off.