FkdisSht

fkdissht


Life’s too depressing, short, and ugly so

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Good old McDonald's 8 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Damn! What McDonalds where you eating at they had 64s at the one I ate didn’t but that was also on the bad side of town to so it probably got stolen right away:(
It's my mess 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
I told you to leave me alone when I’m cleaning my room! - special officer doofy
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"Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?" "That Street" "This street?" "No, That 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You take this st. and turn right on that st. But if you hit the other st. you went to far sound like clear enough direction for you buddy!
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What a nice family I have 1 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Dad! Wtf
I find your lack of discounts disturbing 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
My brother got herpes for free after he banged a nasty as skank hoe that got passed around like a meth pipe in a Alabama trailer park!
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Trial and error 18 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Now that’s what I call a real animal lover! ;)
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Big things 1 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
God darn it Jim Bob you left the meth out again, now Sue Ann’s cat got into it again! I swear that cat has a problem!
Looks like cookies 8 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
What does she have a shrine of roses in her room, like these are from jerry he was a real sweetheart, and these are from Tom the love that was never meant to be, but these are from rob he was an asshole!!!
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Monteqilla 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Looks like he’s actually an MS13 gang member! But still they don’t give a fuck about anything or anyone!!!
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Washer and dryer 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
No more like frenemies!
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It's illegal 1 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Lol that sound just like my grandma when my aunt and uncle told her about my cousin smoking weed! What do you mean they smokin marijuana they can’t do that it’s illegal!
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Monteqilla 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
He is Juan badass mutha fucka!
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The name is bond. James Bond 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
The name is Steak, T-bone Steak
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Cats are more like human 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
It’s like this cat can read my mind!
Hey buddy how are you? Here drink this 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Lol He got the piss face! It’s better to be pissed on than pissed off! Right?
Armenian genocide is rated at 1/4 hitlers 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You forgot about the Dodo bird which is now extinct! I always think about them when I’m sad then it makes me happy again!
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You will never be this russian 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
At least have the decency to put shoes on!!! Smh
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Superhero in the making 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
He’s going to have some fucked up super power like zap dick like when ever his dick gets touched it zaps and that’ll be it!
Hi sexy! 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
He’s looking at the female Great Dane in the other cage opposite of his and he’s all like look what I’m working with girl let me hop up on that ass!!
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Dying father fulfills last wish to walk daughter down the aisle on her wedding day 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
They see him rollin’ they hatin! They tryin to catch him ridin dirty!
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"praise the scratch tree with me, brother!" 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Awww shit lil kitty found my molly stash again!!
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Damn those eyes are Beautiful 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
She should spread her legs so we can see the whole pussy cat!
Accurate 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
They forgot the generic AK-47!!
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