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fkdissht


Life’s too depressing, short, and ugly so

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This is Willis Carrier, the inventor of air conditioning. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Because of this guy we have a generation of people who are lazy and don’t go outside in the summer anymore they rather sit in the house watching tv and things on that nature! So I say to that, thank you Sir!
He's about to be birthed 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
When your sisters best friend is the bathroom changing but she forgot to close the door all the way!
Abandoned subway station in New York 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Is this real it kinda looks fake
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When you press discard instead of equip 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Karma got his ass quick!!
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Can't be unseen 11 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Haha wrong hole buddy! He’s getting himself some belly button action!
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when you want a dog but your parents only allow you to get a cat.. :3 9 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
What kinda cat is that? Is it a Maine coon?
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Fresh twitter screenshot 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
angel: you think you have it bad!
God: laughs “hahaha”
angel: you should of seen the millipede!
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You like it, don't you? 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
It’s all about that statement balance on you bank card now! They see that big balance then woo hoo you better watch out!
Don't open stuff on my desk without asking first 2 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Omg I would’ve shouted out like a crazy person if this happened to me! I fucking hate bugs! This just gave me the creepy crawlies!
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Cos it's different 9 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You ever watch a porno without a dick in it not to exciting, just watching two girls chop sticking it out kinda boring not to say it’s not hot cause it is! just I’d rather see a girl getting her brains fucked out while riding dick! Idk maybe it’s just me!
Hitler joke 10 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
The way I see it is everyone dies in some cases some people need to die sooner then there actual expiration date! Life is not some special thing that people would like you to believe but it’s an actual nuance! Maybe the very first life was special but after the 100th million soul it loses its ability to be special and just ends up just being another soul that comes and go! Like let’s say the very first car had been something special to see but after a 100 thousand cars it’s just another car nothing special!
No rules 11 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
If that’s the long story what’s the short story
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Every effin time 7 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Yeah, lose the boxer briefs and just start free balling lot more room! Just watch the zipper:0
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It's judging you 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Looks like he has ptsd after watching you masturbate!
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This is a sign I can get behind 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You better believe I’m sneaking a flask in behind that sign cause a life sober is a boring life sometimes you just roll them dice!
So smol 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
This cat is like fml I ain’t got time for this shit!
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Twist 4 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
This is why it’s hard to find nice men ladies he was just trying to help even if he was gay that don’t give her the right to act like a total B!
Incredible fella 6 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Look at his hands look like hulk went skiing in prison a little too much now he got permanent ski hands now!
Aww yis 14 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
You forgot about the ol “ I want you to butter my bread”!
Avoiding early eye contact in a long corridor too 5 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Ohh man I hate when your just trying to shoot the shit with people and they just wanna look in my eyes when we talk I find it disturbing like they trying to read my soul! I get real uncomfortable!
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Turtle 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Lol what a dick move!
"Vases" 11 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Ancient ancestors you sex freaks;)
Its gone 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Well thank you now imma have nightmares of this freaky cat thing!!!
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Some days I just like to relax 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
I’d love to meet a girl like this we could just stay home and be antisocial together we don’t even have to talk to each other unless it’s really important!
Witness me! 3 comments
fkdissht · 6 years ago
Hi Ho SilverBack Away!!! Hiyaa Hiyaa!!!