Blue friend be patient you must!

And on this day Goldie the gold fish avenged his father death by taking out the killer himself!!

For the love of god don’t leave me in this hell!

Omg push that thing back in!

Omg not the short bus they weren’t throwing gang signs there hands are just crippled like that they can’t help it:(

Wtf was going through their head like Damn that gator sexy as fuck I got to get me a piece of that reptilian ass!

Haha for a sec there I thought that chick had a open newspaper on her head!

Don’t matter how fast you run or how hard you try to hide life’s problems are always a half step behind you!

Officer Winslow!

Fetish’s just got more intense!

If you’re that pale you might be a vampire!

Of course I need to see if I die alone or happily married!

Tiger mommy said hold on baby I think I see a zookeeper that’s about to be lunch!

This just me but I’d never let my kid play in the front seat of my vehicle let alone with a pen or marker!

She’s like what you looking at bitch!

Girl running game while playing a game!

Me screaming in my car “Move Over”!!

Gotta put that winter weight on for the warmth!

Why does everything look like walking distance in this picture?

I’ll take one of your finest McDoubles my good sir!

He’s gonna rule that mandolin with an iron fist!

I love all types of humor! But I don’t know why people are so negative on dark humor I guess it’s just not for everybody!

Woah like nothing almost changed besides a few thing like road and facade of the right front building! Oh yeah the people too!