Gods thinking maybe I should of cut back on the free will just a little bit!

Cap’n and Pepsi no thanks I need Coke with mine!

I hope the day I lost my virginity isn’t one them cause it was awkward at first and kinda embarrassing for both of us but no doubt it was funny yet end!

Mmmmm....

Seriously Wtf is wrong with people these days!

Come here Danny I don’t like men but for you I’ll make an exception this one time!

Why his arm look like it got two elbows?

Yea that seafood diet I see food I eat it!

I never even heard of a yugo! Where do they drive these at?

Clear!!!

All the time!

This type of evil must be put down early!

Is that snoop lionfish?

Lol your a hard no!

I want to laugh but idk!

Not bad, not bad at all!

Hayz hooman what you doing home do early?

It’s time to bake some rubber!

Danny Devito hands down one of my favorite actors he kills it as Frank Reynolds aka Dr. Mantis Toboggan!

Idk if I could sleep to well knowing what happened there!

40k at TGI’s what the hell were they ordering? Shit better have gave that waiter a stack of cash for a tip!

Life’s been good the last couple weeks, too good for my blood!

Kitty is about to whip up some Catsup!

Long dong lagoon!