Mom jokes. Got it.

Oh i thought you should know what getting hit on feels like at least once in your life

Sweetheart, go to bed. I'm clearly too stupid for your Harvard/Oxford wit. All hail sexy hexy

Oh, you poor poor thing. Spreading hate and taking humour to the heart comes naturally to you, doesn't it? I apologise, hexy. I didn't know you were incapable of taking a joke. It's totally my fault.
Please, i endeavour you not to leave another narcissistic comment. Please don't be this predictable.

You're no better than the media, man

Hexy, do i need to tell you to destress your breasts again

'Cause the haters gonna hate hate

Kanye don't care homes

Nope. I'm a granny

Wow you're so special

Cool story bro

No no, cakelover. This is one of the rogue guests. Don't question their ways.

Yes huehuehue

•___•
And i thought we had something special

Well don't just stand there folding your hands! Help meh

Yes i science too