did they fall to the ground or did they continue in one direction, or did one bullet change the direction of the other???

well that explains the overly exaggerated facial expressions...there hands are covered with slug slime

she PED on it???!!!

ahahahaha i always get the ingredients out of the box, throw the box out and then have to scavenge through the bin to get the instructions back again

they should work at Starbucks

butt hurt

i thought he was fat Albert... then i realized her wore a red shirt

i thought the doctor was some kind of maniac till i got to the end... then i realized the lawyer was some kind of idiot

...when the ground is lava

non medicinal treatment will actually build up your immune system, drink these...kill two birds with one stone

i would do this

when you think about it... the toilet flusher is the equivalent of a middle age slave... they both take/took care of our sh1t

fishing for compliments total backfire

my brother in a post

the dog looks like it is still looking for the cat

what planet has this majestic new drinking liquid come from