Okay, so where I am, clown costumes have been banned, so what if they are just doing all this so no-one can go as Harley Quinn this year?

Okay, so in Australia, in my area, because of the clowns, they banned clown costumes on Halloween. WHAT IF THEY ARE DOING THAT TO PREVENT THIS EXACT THING FROM HAPPENING?!

Guys, I thought of this the other day, and what if people are dressing up as clowns because they wanted to get clown costumes banned, and are actually saving us from having Harley Quinn tainted?

Okay, in my town, every july, we wrap our trees in decorations, mostly knitted wool, and play jazz to them. Jumpers and Jazz in July.

Best thing? Obama made a similar joke.

My microwave broke years ago, two days after we bought it, but it still worked, and only the sound stopped. Needless to say, we didn't get a new one.

How to find an Australian:
Person 1: 1 3 double 0
Australian 1: 6 triple fiiiiiiiiiiiiive
Australian 2: 0 6!
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okay, I have no idea what you are talking about, but I'd rather vote for the T-rex than Barney. I have enough nightmares