Sarcasm sheldon.

Sorry I guess I've been totally put off by what the big thumbs up means...

Kind of like a lot of posts on here, which I believe everyone including myself find entertaining?

Were you told to blather on about it all over the net? At least the post in the times had a little class and a lot less repetition. Yours sounded like it should have a "vote durell" slogan at the end of it.

First turkey ever that smells like fish? Oooooohhhhhhhhh.

What's your typical "sammich" joke? Curious.

Maybe instead of a sexual harassment course for every situation. The female should have to take a "humour in the work place" course as well.

We could be. Maybe I'm sleep browsing under another handle.

Maybe I should start a league. Then all the fat people could have a trophy on their wall, besides the hotdog eating contest winner I mean.

Can't knock til you try it......... Rape I mean not weed that's way too wrong.

That's exactly what I do with my spare time.

I hope those numbers aren't your dimensions, but if they are that's cool... I guess.

Hey.... I like your name.

We have a no idling by law where I'm from. Environmentally friendly and all.

Maybe they all talking behind his back and will never be friends with him. Chester will end up a terrible cross dresser confused about his own sexuality. He'll end up crusing the pages of funsubstance all night under the handle of calmthelovelytits.

Maybe all the kids just assumed chester was a girl anyways?