Can someone just give the kitty some skritches plz

Had to go outside and throw a couple of rocks to feel manly again.

Yah, sure. Life getting older is the most sh*tties thing ever.
**note: completely sh#itfaced wile typing this.

Wtf is wrong with society?

These tumblr comments though.

Jesus. This meme is over used.

As a person who smokes, I can relate.

Imagine what she'll be telling her kids.
"Moooom, my tummy hurts. I don't want to go to school."
"Ooh reaallly??? Well let me tell you about the time I..."