I wish my dentist was as deep as this.

is it bad ive never watched star wars

Aw the doggy... we DEMAND you let him on and burn the vacuum.

I will do this.

being the dumb blonde i am, i was staring at this for ages trying to figure it out... its M&M's and like Eminem lol xD

...ever

I want this.

a man listens to some of his sons music while going to the shop. he enters the jewellery shop to get a gold ring , + an employee walks over and says "may i help you?" he looks down at the ipod + sings "you and i, you and i" the women blushes and says "are you.. are you asking me out?" the man sings "we're like diamonds in the sky" the woman blushes again + hugs him. the poor man wonders whats going on + sings "while you hold me, im still alive, we're like diamonds in the sky" the woman hugs him more + takes him out to a park bench. she says "okay, but you need to know what your getting" as she removes her wig from her head + drops it on the ground "i shaved my head, i hate having real hair, too much fuss" the man looks in shock + sings "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND" ultra loudly as her bald head shines in the sunlight. he removes his earphones + she kisses him , + says "if you cant take me,then bye." he wonder what just happened.... while he joyously celebrates that a girl kissed him...

with the like glove, what if you took something out the oven you didnt like?

the dog is way classier than everyone.

netflix

yes, doggy, we will get you a bigger swimming pool.... if you wear a cute swimsuit in it :D

everyones got a lil bit of misophonia lol, i get annoyed when people like chew there food really loudly. once i smacked my brother in the face and threw his burger across the room. it was fun.

the guy in the hamburger looks like a weird burger pyscho freak thing.

what if someone came across him in the woods and was like OMG THIS KID ONLY HAS LIKE HALF A HEAD

*a few tears drop from his watery eye as he quits the game, not saving his progress on pokemon*

the first time i saw this i was hiding in my room when people came for a christmas party. i relate with that blob. we look alike too.

imagine if he like took it to cex straight away and gave it the guy and the cex man was like "whats in there?" and then the dude is like "a bunch of laptops" and then the cex guy opens the suitcase and hes like wTF and there both like what and then suddenly the whole store like turns around and calls him a dog murderer and then he gets taken to jail and put in the dog murderer section and then he falls in love with a prince and then the red queen says "off with his head" and his head gets chopped off and then this cat actually stops the cutting and then he kills the queens pet dragon and then they live happily after... with the dead dog.... THIS SORTA TURNED INTO ALICE AND WONDERLAND... i hate my imagination...

omg im gonna have weird nightmares now... about freaky people with tiny legs, picking up leaves and taking over the world...

what has happened to the world?

Lmao I want that >.<

Justin Timberlake Stops At The Red Light. Justin Timberbrake.

i still think its 2009