but maybe he does

it says "3D whitestrips" wHAT THIS AINT A CINEMA BITCH

i thought it was toothpaste too lmao xD i think they're electric toothbrushes

or we could find like a ULTRA quiet one and just adopt it as our own <3 lmao my minecraft name is twilightfanjade bc i made it like 4 years ago omg lakfjaefj

yes yes yes yes

whoops I fell on your dick

afterwards i was like "I KNEW IT"

once i forget to toast my toast and i ended up eating bread without rEALISING

im sorry. you dadda is rlly nice :)

bc im magical

okay! :D *loads gun* *puts on ninja mask*

#okayyoushouldenjoyitwhileitlasts #mybootyislikeasnapchat,itdestroysitselfafter10seconds

#illdonatemybootytoyouitsok

#mabootysofine

#whoopsijustdid