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An IceCream 8 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
When I was little my grandad would always break off the bit at the bottom for me and I was just like o: praise de lord for this magicalness <3
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woah. space is amazing. 7 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
wait what?! what fucking planet has BROWN milkyway wrappers?!?!
pure torture 4 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
no literally there's a fan club for it xD
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pure torture 4 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
join the club
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when ur excited about something your friends aren't 6 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
Like usual but shhh
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when ur excited about something your friends aren't 6 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
my brain hasn't been working
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closes facebook 20 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
my moms ex boyfriend was from South Africa and he INSTALLED LIKE £3,000 BASS SPEAKERS IN OUR CAR FOR FREE aNd they were like super fabulous, and then my mom dumped him and then her next boyfriend crashed the car and nearly died... Lol?! Jk, he only had a nose injury but
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plot twist 4 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
:D
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Tattoo needle up close 26 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
watch dat booty shake.
true true and true 9 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
aw sorry haha
Idk just an opinion 26 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
yes <3
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In Canada 37 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
yes 7.2
Street smarts 2 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
oh god, im not any type of smart, ive been so close to being run over like 2000 times, hehe whoops
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Why? 8 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
father: "welcome to my magic act, we shall cut my son into half" "oH GOD NO"
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In Canada 37 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
i met a canadian in bahamas once. he was cute. waIT NO HE WAS PERFECT AND THEN I JUST HAD TO GO AND FUCKING FLY HOME OKay we could have got married and had 7.2 kids ok ok *cries*
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Friend drew this on some random passed out guy at a party 9 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
*passes out* *turns into a man* me next
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Watch out for the big fat man 4 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
okay and now im looking forward to being taken away by a fat man
Saw this Gem on my Newsfeed 3 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
i thought it said "faster slut" for a second then oh god
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basic maths 14 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
Sorry I didn't realise D; I've been away for like a week, and I didn't know some things had been posted... Do you want me to take it down? c:
sorry but i just dont get it oK 12 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
oH GOD THANK YOU MISTER GUEST
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i never knew they were so hardcore 18 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
:3
i never knew they were so hardcore 18 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
Je mange aussi le pain. *shades on bitches*
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awwww the lil penguin 10 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
super powers
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aWWWW 7 comments
foodluver · 10 years ago
:3 why thank you
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