ForeverYoung

foreveryuung


#nolife got my toes in the sand and my pigeon to 'insta' it. Just... ignore the bio.

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Girl has given Maddie diabetes 1 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
My heart... My nonexistent heart....
The magic bullet 8 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Oh damn. Honestly, the assassin should keep the 20,000 for a shot like that.
The magic bullet 8 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Does the guy not have a... a baby-maker? Is she headless?
The magic bullet 8 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
I'm really slow so what is the joke here?
Ice cream for breakfast 3 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Really late but ice cream supposedly lights up the pleasure center(s) of the brain which makes you feel really good. Not only that, but the temperature of ice cream shocks your brain into becoming more alert. Both effects lead to a better start in your day.
(https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/ice-cream-warms-up-the-pleasure-centres-of-the-brain-says-study-526591.html ) (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/23/ice-cream-breakfast-makes-smarter-japanese-scientist-claims/ ) (https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2005/apr/29/health.science )
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Holder with a tennis ball 2 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
wat
I think I'm gonna choose blue, what about you? 67 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Never mind, I reread the rules.
I think I'm gonna choose blue, what about you? 67 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Is it possible to take the five second shot and use it 6 secs after to get the other shot? And then repeat for the next few shots? Is that against the rules?
If you had to choose one, which? 47 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Dial up internet, it is.
This broke my heart 8 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
Louis, the boy who passed away, was 7. A first grader.
https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/143376300/louis-edward-gibbs
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Lives matter 19 comments
foreveryuung · 4 years ago
All lives matter
These are good parents 7 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
*thefingerf@!#kingfemalefury* had me for a solid minute.
Smashing! 10 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Oh my goodness, that grinch like frog stole his eyebrows.
Just an observation.
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Use quotes to your advantage 10 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
2nd one would be the most interesting.
God tells story about engineer 4 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Someone explain? I don’t get the joke. I’m really slow at times.
Disrespectful baby polar bear 6 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
That smile in the last panel !!
Deputies doing it right 1 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Paddled?
For those going bald 1 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Oh. Ok.
Some phobias you hadn't probably heard about 3 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Why do hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic people suffer so much? Their fear is a long word!
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole 44 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Whoever that may be has a special seat in hell. Dear Lord, I can’t believe people like that exist.
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Kanye goes to McDonald's 4 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
Oh my goodness..
Tie dye wedding dress 6 comments
foreveryuung · 5 years ago
What if someone spilled.. grape juice on her dress and this was a clever improvisation?