I NOT LIKE THIS, I SWEAR!! *cowers with fear*

You punny bastard

Aww, we loves you dog!

That exact face like: srsly?!

I can't like enough

I have to: "There's only one man for this job. Who is that man? It's Johnny everyman. It's Segway Steve!"

Same frigging problem with me

Who doesn't? This is the best thing to do since... Umm... I suck at examples

He thinks sharing is caring, instead it's sharing is killing

Can't like enough times

I'm turning 15 and last time I checked I was 145 cm tall (1.45 metres)

Where is this from?

*grabs shotgun* srsly bro?

Oh god. Can't be anymore accurate than this

Majestic