When are people going to learn when the right time to stop tanning is..

In NY we have 3 nice days then 2 weeks of rain or cold, then it repeats

I've seen this before and it still took me a minute to find the real person

It's cute, but.. I would tear that thing apart

As a girl with naturally curly hair, I totally understand #5

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I'm so glad I live in NY

Even if I wasn't on my period I'd turn around so see who had blood on their pants

My grandma has this portrait of Martin Luther King Jr. on her wall and he's making a really serious face and when you walk by it it looks like the eyes are following you.. I never wanted to spend the night there

Michael Fassbender in Inglourious Basterds <3

I had that pokedex, and it was my most prized possession

Kangaroos are probably the most terrifying creatures on the planet

I'm so grateful I'm only half white.. I never burn!

*chomp* I'm a piranha

Hades is one of my favorite disney villains. Along with scar

I think the whole concept of "yolo" should be that people should chase their dreams and not settle for less because you only have one chance to live and you wanna make it good

The only people I've actually seen are iceshard, petilia and iwantasandwich

How about we not put stuff like this on here

Maybe the character blinks every time you blink

Watching black swan made me realize what kind of pain ballet dancers have to go through..

"How do I get my girlfriend pregnant" if you have to look it up on google, then you probably shouldn't be trying in the first place

"Chancellor Fluffy Bottom"