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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Wtf 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
What about the SIZE
I thought the bag was used Canada wide 34 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Get this out of my sight
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Wtf 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
nO
Wtf 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
So when you use them, you just... Spit them out?
Whose side are you on? 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Um, no. It depends on if the transgender parent likes pineapple on pizza or not.
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*duck and run* (.____.*) 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why do y'all always bring up the dinosaur thing
What is love? Baby don't hurt me 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING OH MY GOD
Drop zone 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No thanks.
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well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Don't give me that look.
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Yeah 44 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No.
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Oh God nooo... 25 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
WHY DIDN'T I STOP READING
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Magic 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have not once disagreed with an animal. Ever. I do something, they follow. I talk to them, and they sprawl on my lap or talk (meow, bark, neigh, whatever) right back at me. It's one of the reasons I love animals so much, because I get along a lot better with them than with people.
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Reading a Dr. Seuss book while wearing a speech jammer 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
This seems like a great way to develop a stutter
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Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You are so very welcome
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Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It's my time to shine;
https://youtu.be/2Oa5r08qgOs
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Yeah 44 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Bruh
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Black Freeze 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
He's so cool
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facepalm 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Our onion overlords
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Yeah 44 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah
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Manning up is not always the answer 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It's okay to have a bad month, or year, or whatever. It's okay to sleep a lot because you're tired from the shit in your brain. It's okay to ask for help, be it a friend or a parent or someone else you trust (You're not annoying them. There are literally people volunteering to help others in situations like these, and your friends and family cares so much about you!). Show your feelings (It'll help a shit-ton, even when there are no feelings to show). Eat a real meal. Shower. Drink a glass of water. It's shitty for now, and yeah, it really, really sucks. But you can do it. And if you're not ready for the emotional shit, just take care of yourself. It's fine. Take a long bath, read a good book, do something enjoyable and calming. You'll have to talk about it eventually though, so ready yourself. It's not gonna be easy, I'm not lying to you, but it's going to be worth it. Just like most things in life
And I know it's an over-used term, but believe me, you are way stronger than you think.
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"Nice Guys", creeps and weirdos: 4 35 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Who the actual fuck even does something like that?!
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Hehehe loaded. 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Put the ball in the two-forked fork!
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This guy runs a coffee shop out of a Beetle 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Seems more like he drives a coffee shop
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I'd keep count 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Who wouldn't keep track? I would be racked with guilt over every single life. It would haunt me for the rest of my time.
There's Two Type of People 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I watched Tusk and can't stop imagining that abomination in the corner of my room. I'm basically sleeping in my roommate's bed now