freudiandip
I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.
— JD Report User
Just why 6 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
For me it's when I realize that somewhere, at that exact moment, someone could be kidnapped or killed while I'm safe at home
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False reality 8 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
"Lizard people rule the world"
Um no? The real rulers of this world is a small Chinese ant named Chad
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Um no? The real rulers of this world is a small Chinese ant named Chad
Powerful people 20 comments
The feels is strong 9 comments
We also eat capicasin for fun 7 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
Sorry, my spelling's not the best. Capsaicin is a poison plants use to defend themselves, though we humans have evolved to enjoy it's sting. Chili and jalapeños are for example full of capsaicin.
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Have you ever seen your doppelganger? 11 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
I actually saw this one guy that looked like a taller version of me once in the airport, but before I could make myself known he disappeared into the crowd :(
*Takes 5 Dollar out of jar* 5 comments
Vaccination ingredients list 15 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
It's mainly in the seeds, which is why it's people usually avoid to eat them
The ultimate life hacks compilation 4 comments
Ooops! 2 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
Actually, that's not allowed. Whoever put that ticket there can be fined by Landstinget (The ones who takes care of healthcare stuff).
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I'm A Bit Awkward 2 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
When I was new at school, a pretty girl came up to me and said "Nice freckles" and yeah, I said this exact fucking thing like a goddamn idiot
Girls and guys think differently 6 comments
oh nO 4 comments
freudiandip
· 6 years ago
oNCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
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Memeception 5 comments
It fits because teaching is bang bang bang 4 comments
