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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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That took a dark turn 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Totally
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*flupp* and he's gone. 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
What kind of bottomless devil pits are these
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That took a dark turn 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
And to other people, you're the secret mission they found but doesn't want to play after reading the instructions and realizing it's too much damn work for such a small reward, so instead of actually just doing it, they actively avoid that quest until they have no other choice but to do it, and even then they are reluctant and averse to having anything to do with it. Then they eventually find another, better quest, even though they promised that they loved that first quest above all else, and whores around with the new quest instead of just confronting you about it, until you have to find out from your friends that the player plays another quest on the side, and then you're left heartbroken with nothing to do but confront them about it.
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:) help yourself to some Zzzz 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
But I want lunch :(
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YipYip 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Who let the dog out?
What not to do in some countries 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have some Sweden social rules if you're interested! (It's very similar to Norway ;v;)
1. In Sweden we have a huge personal space bubble, so please do not stand too close to a Swedish person. (Fun fact! This is actually a behavior pattern formed way back in the viking times when people bore weapons, and standing on that kind of distance ensured that you would not get stabbed or slashed. So if you're close enough to stab someone, take a step back!)
2. Don't yell or speak loudly in public. It's considered rude and plain irritating.
3. Take of your shoes when visiting someone's home! I mean it, snow and mud and everything gets stuck under there, and who wants extra dirt in their house? Just leave them on the hallway floor. You can place them right next to my hopes and dreams.
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What is this, a cross over episode? 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oooohhhh, BURN!
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Girl paid half a million dollars for a her perfect handwriting 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I personally prefer more rounded letters. It's all a matter of taste
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How Americans shower 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The shower meme is back, and I love it
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Bff and ever and ever 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No, just. Beans.
Me as heck 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
When I see toys laying on the floor in the shop I work in, I always put them back where they belong and tell them to stay there so that someone can fall in love with them
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Bff and ever and ever 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My best friend wakes me up in the middle of the night to send me pictures of beans
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He's a weather man 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*is actually Storm from Xmen*
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Committed 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My daughter loves walking, but she's not allowed outside without a leash
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Committed 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Sshh they probably haven't told him he's adopted yet.
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Same with funsub comments 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why is this so painfully accurate?
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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Is that Zayn from 1D?
I'll get the door for him on the way out 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can make some chamomile if you need to calm down
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I'll get the door for him on the way out 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Her point is that no one is inherently good just because they have a vagina, just like no one is inherently evil just because they have a penis. What matters is your decisions.
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It's a coyote 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Do you not see the paws? That's a hyena!
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rip peanut allergy 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can regrow half a liver in a couple of months, but I can't eat chocolate or I'm dead
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You played yourself 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Omf that's the perfect description
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These 15 courageous amputees have a great sense of humour 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Wasn't there this dude that only had one arm that did zombie pranks?
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Hi five!!! 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Salutations five!
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