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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Tofu nuggets 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
MARINATED TOFU IS THE SHIT YO
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I'm going to Mars 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It's the rule.....
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Sneak 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
boing
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Anyone else wants that too 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
OMF GUYS I MEANT SQUISH AS IN SQUEEZE NOT KILL IT
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Anyone else wants that too 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I want to squish it
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Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Won't they be suspicious when I offer them their favorite meal?
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Single? Still? 31 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I love the smooth squish thing! There's nothing better than soft tummies.
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L O C H N E S S monsterboye!!! 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Lochness is a very good Lizard creature
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I can feel it 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*groans* dAD OH MY GOD
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“Emma Stone looks like she smells like cat piss” 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why is this so accurate
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13 of the Scariest Things Ever To Be Caught on Trail Cameras 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Ah, finally plain daylight. Time to get scared
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Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*sigh* But what's their last meal gonna be?
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Don't tax me 25 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
As long as you come home at the end of the day, that would be enough!
Sad but necessary 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's exactly why you'd need a voice of reason
Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Honestly, Hood, this is common sense
Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You slit their throat and bathe in their blood to summon our dark Lord Satan to do your bidding
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Suck him dry 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm going to get an octopus, then
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Don't tax me 25 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I don't pretend to know the challenges you're facing, the worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind
Real life Captain America 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
He isn't?
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Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's when you do the windmill
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Dabstep 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm going to dab at my haters from now on. Maybe they will cringe themselves away?
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Don't tax me 25 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Look around, look around... Look at where we are, look at where we started; The fact that you're alive is a miracle, just stay alive, that'd be enough
Don't tax me 25 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Would you relish being a poor man's wife, unable to provide for your life?
News worthy 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Duktig hund!
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Hens are great moms 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My sister keeps chickens and once there were two chicks that the other chickens pecked on too much so she kept them in a room in the house where her cats couldn't get to them. A few days after she'd brought them there, her husband forgot to close the doors after feeding the chickens, and one of their cats got in. Instead of killing them she took them to her litter and begun to raise them as her own. It was absolutely adorable
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