*breaks knuckles* Try me

When I was in high-school I stayed the fuck out of the popular girls' way. They weren't just mean or backstabbing, no, those girl were downright EVIL. I saw one of them crack the screen of another girl's phone because it was a newer model than theirs, and another time when we had lab they set fire to my friend's homework because he wouldn't help them. Fucking terrifying.

..... I want to be this good at photoshop

But I have work

I thought that was Pitbull at first

Actually depression has less to do with intelligence, and more to do with a lack of different kinds of hormones and other happy-slimes

Improvise, overcome, adapt

Please do this

Last time I hugged someone was my high-school graduation

Why is YouTube so against swearing? It's a way of expressing yourself nowadays, doesn't even have that much stigma anymore.

No offense but I'd rather die

As a history nerd, I can confirm this as a real quote.

I really needed a rocket shaped pillow, though

What do you mean not perfect? It looks like they're always winking

Susie's handwriting is perfect

My nephew likes to hold liquid soap. Not to clean his hands with it, no, just hold it.

Laughing about it feels better than crying about it, I guess.