Alexander Hamilton wrote to John Laurens:
Cold in my professions, warm in my friendships, I wish, my Dear Laurens, it might be in my power, by action rather than words, to convince you that I love you. I shall only tell you that 'till you bade us Adieu, I hardly knew the value you had taught my heart to set upon you. Indeed, my friend, it was not well done. You know the opinion I entertain of mankind, and how much it is my desire to preserve myself free from particular attachments, and to keep my happiness independent on the caprice of others. You should not have taken advantage of my sensibility to steal into my affections without my consent. But as you have done it and as we are generally indulgent to those we love, I shall not scruple to pardon the fraud you have committed, on condition that for my sake, if not for your own, you will always continue to merit the partiality, which you have so artfully instilled into me.

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I had to turn all my lights on after seeing this, you asshole

I have been bamboozled

Bullfrogs

Rest so you can go out and fight the big bad monsters, Link!

One of my friends kinda collects drunk girls at parties and is like "hey, you can sleep on this couch near me, I'll make sure no one touches you" and he's one of the kindest guys I know

Is this Death Note?

It's me

Sleep tight pupper

How is placing a prosthetic leg on the counter threatening?

Science is amazing

They have similar perks in all Scandinavian countries, but the taxes are also sky-high. Sweden, for example, is one of the most taxed countries in the world.

"You have really bad taste"