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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Don't do donuts, kids 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's so adorable, omg
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The villain number one 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can't believe I missed that one
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Wholesome Malone 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
HE'S THE STRAIGHTEST DUDE I KNOW
Wholesome Malone 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Because I like my friend? And I have, for a long time, but I didn't fucking notice it like the goddamn stupid asshole I am. This post made me go "lol, that's pretty much me and that person" and now I want to DIE. How could a random FS post make me realize this? What the fuck?
Wholesome Malone 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I need to kick my own ass, that's what
Wholesome Malone 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh my god, I'm an idiot.
The villain number one 19 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Brendon Urie
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Kickstarter pre order 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
because then i can't fool people into thinking i have three arms
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Love that movie 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's not what a bowl looks like!
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Love that movie 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh fuck I'll get the aloe vera
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Yes. That's you, beach 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
What... I'm... Um... Working on my psychology essay... Researching... Um.... Behavioral patterns of meme addicts. Yes.
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Love that movie 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
try pouring hot water into a big bowl and then hold your head in the steam for about ten minutes. (OBS! With hot water I mean like, slightly hotter than you would have for tea. Please don't hold your head above boiling water.)
I'll do it for $10 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
i'd punch a kid for a twenty
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Sometimes a tiny lie goes a long way 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Pavlovian conditioning usually pays off on the end
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Bank Robbery (Spooky Story) 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Stop making me want to taste the difference, god damn it
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This man is a professional 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Imagine being this fucking badass.
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Audience pretends to be part of the team 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Deception: 100
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Tips 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I proceeded to repeat the word "boopedeedoop" in a deep voice for the next five minutes until my roommate told me to shut up
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Me smash 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
what is he
Double the benefit 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I could become a supervillain that only commits crimes on fridays
· Edited 6 years ago
Osama been spoken 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
YOU can be cute
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Please Call the pasta Police!! 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Gotta do this for Halloween
How do you do, fellow ants? 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Great now I have to watch out for ants, too
LOTR rocks 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No offense but Spiderman 1-3 was a fucking trainwreck
Hmm 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
His letters to John Laurens were most always of a personal kind. It wasn't until his marriage to Elizabeth Shuyler that their letters became more professional and cold. Many historians say that it was a common practice among men of the 1700 to express their love to each other, but the way Hamilton wrote to Laurens was very similar to the way he wrote his wife.
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