Who even puts ice in juice!?

And don't forget the fact that Thor once was invited to a party, dared to drink all the party's mead from the world's largest cup, and then proceeded to drink half the ocean before realizing that the "mead" he'd been given was actually salt water, so him and his drinking buddies all killed the giants holding the party

Just say "I'll guard it with my life" and ignore it unless someone touches it

That's not a flower, that's a reptile

A girl I know in Colorado is named Semla. Her parents saw a swedish name and misspelled it, lol. Selma is a name, but Semla is a confection

I need the original picture so badly

You're doing your best, and that's enough

I can admit that my crush is ugly af, but they've got a good heart

Wasn't there some girl that said you should use gender-neutral terms with pets, too?