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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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What happe 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Come on guys, it's just a jok
Heterochromia in Animals (Or: Animals with an eye of a different color) 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My sister's cat has one green and one purple/blue eye (It was purple as a kitten but now it's blue) and it looks so cool!
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Accidentally typed "Soviet Onion" in Google Search, not disappointed 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh shit Rosalinas I didn't know you were an onion? I apologize for assuming.
"Can you clean and cook tho" 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
"if you coulda stay in your place as a female" Bitch, would you speak like that to your mother? If not, then shut up
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Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I DON'T WANNA DIIEEE, I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLL
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*pats* Who's a good boy?
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I didn't catch your name 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
sadly äs aren't in the alphabet crackers I bought
I didn't catch your name 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'd throw my name at her if you know what I mean
No nose 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can't look at Venom after looking through his tag on tumblr
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I've got left over money 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
She's beautiful
There's a killer out there 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Now I just await my fate with indifference and slight relief
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh, well... How about I pat your head like a dog?
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Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
MAMAAAA
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT TO GO
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It truly is 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Women also have more fat deposits from which they make fatter milk (In most cases. This is only the case with brown fat (survival fat).). This is the reason women have more curves and differently structured fat-storage cells. Even if a man managed to procure enough milk to feed a baby, it would simply fail to give it the nutrition it needs.
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Music is ghost 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
So that's why I feel hands on my body at night!
I only have one question... Why are they clawed? Is it for a heightened music experience?
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Just the truth 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I like the way they portray their characters
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Just the truth 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
1. Scrubs
2. There is nothing else. Only Scrubs.
Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm also going nocturnal to avoid humans, it's understandable
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I just got cancer because of this 33 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hm... I will never be on Lucifer's level... So sensei it is!
Mamaaaa UWU 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
CARRY ON, CARRY ON, AS IF NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
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I just got cancer because of this 33 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Isn't senpai the term used for someone your senior that you wish to be like?
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I just got cancer because of this 33 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Satan-senpai
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Aww you're think of me 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Dick, toaster