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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

— JD Report User
Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
NO U
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
SPICY NACHOS BELONG IN THE TRASH
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
YOUR SPICY NACHO DUST IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE TASTY, BLOODY REVENGE OF COOL RANCH GOODNESS
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You must workout even if you don't feel good 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Working out (and crying) is actually very good for your psyche. These activities release toxins and hormones (Through sweat or tears! (Or both, considering you're hypothetically working out)) and, as my mentor always used to say, if the body feels good, then the mind often feels good as well!
That strange calm you feel after crying is your body releasing soothing hormones, and the satisfaction you get from a good, fun workout is your body rewarding you with endorphins for doing a positive, healthy thing. Most of our lives are ruled by those tiny fellas.
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Muahahaha! It was my plan all along! >:)
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
AND THE SKY SHALL BURN AS WHITE AS THE COVERINGS OF MY FALLEN DORITO COMRADES WHILE I USE THEIR DELICIOUS EDGES TO SLIT YOUR NACHO CHEESE-LOVING THROAT
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It is you, Ew! You're the good boy!
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I didn't catch your name 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's from Heathers the Musical
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Thanks it took like 15 seconds to come up with it
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
YOUR RAGE IS INFINITELY SMALL NEXT TO MINE IF YOU THINK THAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU CAN INFLICT UPON A COOL-RANCH LOVER. PREPARE TO BE DIPPED INTO THE HOT, FLAMING ACID THAT IS UNFINISHED DORITO DOUGH, ASSHOLE
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
...I'm gonna taste human skull dust and compare
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
THESE HANDS RATED CRH FOR COOL RANCH HATERS
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I HAVE TO ASK MY MOM FIRST, WAIT A SECOND
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE, FACE TO FACE
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I DID NOT POST THIS FOR YOU TO INSULT MY FAVORITE CHIPS FLAVOR
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Good ol' days 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
This was trippy af as a kid
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Rest in potatoes 68 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
In the name of the church I now pronounce you BLOCKED and DELETED
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Heart in a transport box for a transplant 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
MY HEART STUTTERED A COUPLE SECONDS AFTER I POSTED THIS COMMENT I'M SORRY HEART I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
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Heart in a transport box for a transplant 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Ew, I have that in my body
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I didn't catch your name 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
All I can trust is this concrete oasis
Seems every time I'm about to despair, there's a 7 Eleven right there!
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I didn't catch your name 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My dad keeps two suitcases packed in the den, so it's only a matter of when...
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Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*scratches ear* Is it you? Are you a good boy?
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Become the best 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm gonna strive to be an omega!
Oh... wait...
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Heterochromia in Animals (Or: Animals with an eye of a different color) 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can see if I can take a photo her the next time I visit
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Ironing those creases 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hey, that's no way to treat flat-assed people!