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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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A cozy island in Finland 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
So does Sweden? What does that have to do with anything?
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A cozy island in Finland 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No, that's Norway
Interesting legends 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Too late. I just disowned an entire country.
Välkommen till Sverige 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I... I've never left
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Interesting legends 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm disowning norway
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I don't even know how to sleep right 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You never fail to intrigue me
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I don't even know how to sleep right 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You can't wrap a throw pillow around their throat
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Butter 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
... Maybe.
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Anom games the food chain 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
bro...
Butter 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Damn it.
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I don't even know how to sleep right 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Smothering your enemies with it
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Butter 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
... Quick question, would it be weird to ask your friend's wife for breast milk?
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I don't even know how to sleep right 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can think of better use for a body pillow
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He who must not be named 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Vladimir wart
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Very interesting fact 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yes
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The more you know 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I think so...
Them feels... (ctto) 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
When she dies I'll die with her
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No u 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah, I am
The more you know 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Already checked... It's almost like it never existed in the first place
The more you know 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have no thigh gap and where the fuck is my vagina
Anom games the food chain 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Anon why
Me IRL 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah I mean, furries don't have to go through excruciating pain every full moon
Accurate 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why does the internet have to keep ruining good things for me?!
Interesting legends 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
In Swedish mythology we have several water-monster myths. Näcken (or Nækken, because Nøkken iS NOT HOW IT'S SPELLED (It means Naked, by the way)), Bäcka-hästen (River-horse), Brunns-trollet (The Well-troll) and Jörmundur (Also known as Jørmundurgandr, the Sea Serpent). These myths were created to keep children away from wells, rivers and other waters, but were then not dissuaded in adulthood, so many people actually believed there to be flesh eating horses and naked men waiting to lure them into the water. Which was probably for the better, since most swedish people before the middle ages didn't know how to swim.
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