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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Experiment 113 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Can we just agree that no country is neither accepting nor generous
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Take that, Florida men! 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Isn't the period the only time of the month women are infertile...
Poor guy 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Jo, jo, vid Waterloo Napoleon fick ge sig
Men, men, sitt öde kan man möta
På så många skilda sätt
Själv känner jag, sen jag mött dig
Historien upprepar sig
Lemmings 147 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
WHY. DID. YOU. EAT. THE. LEMMING?
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Scary 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Let's not
It really taters my tots 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
How the fuck did I read this
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When you realize people don't want to talk politics, but just want to waste your time. 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hey, dude, I can talk politics with you!
Be prepared, though, I'll probably look up everything I say in some news paper online and then use that combined with economics and my memories of that one politics project I did in seventh grade to bullshit my way through everything.
Who else does this? 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
jOHN WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AN FS ACCOUNT I COULD HAVE TAGGED YOU
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Life hack 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Or you can eat it while you're stuck underneath a building. Nice.
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Fun new vibrating bracelet... 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My DUDE I am laughing way too hard at this
I'm too tired to add to this 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Sigmund Freud the Psychology Fraud
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Trends 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Good for you. I just hate myself.
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that kid gonna have a hard time 45 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
And just plain strange
By the pope 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah, on twitter
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Seems like a raw deal 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Can confirm as an adult I am waiting for my spiderman underwear to arrive in the mail
And... no thank you, spidey.
Priorities 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Internet sarcasm is usually punctuated with an !, though I can understand your confusion as I am the most sarcastic mf out there, and also sometimes like to use punctuation because otherwise I feel like my fourth grade teacher will come out of nowhere and beat my ass.
The answer is yes, I do think you have a marvelous amount of knowledge up your sleeve, and I was not being sarcastic.
Also holy shit, I'm screenshotting that for future reference
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I'll get the swords and food 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My mom has a cabin in the woods stacked with food, water and supplies in case there's a war/apocalypse of any sort. If those zombies arrive, we're gonna be ready for them.
T H I C C 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm gonna suck them
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By the pope 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The LGBTQ community says fuck no to the P, unless it's pansexuality
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No please stop it 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
why are you showing this to my virgin eyes
Britishguy sillyname 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Crumpledump Beatyoass?
Priorities 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You are a well of knowledge
Free him! 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Or left in a creepy junkyard
God's mistake 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
"What if some of them are tasty, make you trip, and then kill you?"
"Sir, I don't want to be rude, but what the fuck?"
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Seems like a raw deal 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I can... uh... Buy spiderman underwear online
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