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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Eeww 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I feel like most things are your thing, rosa
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Will you be on the bed? 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Challenge accepted
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Eeww 24 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'd rather be his twink
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Will you be on the bed? 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I would let them sleep on my chest if they sent me that picture
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Won't allow her boyfriend to invite his friend to their party just because he's black 20 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Any text that says "I'm not racist, but," in any way is probably racist
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Yaren't reading the title 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No thank you.
Some girls 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's a fuckgirl, a little rarer than the fuckboy, but just as vicious
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The Trinity of wholesomeness (Steve Irwin, Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers) 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I felt a little flicker of happiness just by looking at this photo...
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Adulting 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Adultery is the action of being an adult! :)
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Day 4536 without sex 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
He looks just like my friend?? Laban is that you???
A 27 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
:P
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Here at FunSubstance 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Give me five dollars and I'll do it
Vikings facts 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
A true viking also didn't fight for the sake of hurting others; A true viking fought for treasure, the honor of his people and the honor of his gods.
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Vikings facts 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
All through Scandinavia slaying another in battle was a sign of strength and courage. It was also believed that if you died in a war or fight, you were granted a seat in Valhalla, at the same table as Oden, which was the greatest honor. If someone was killed in battle by another, their killer had "given" them the highest honor of all. So in most cases, no, as both their religion and social customs tolerated it and even encouraged it. Killing kin or allies was considered atrocious, though, which is why Erik Den Röde was both feared and hated throughout Scandinavia.
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Here at FunSubstance 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Not to be dramatic, but I would die for each and every one of you.
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A 27 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
D
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Self defense 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I actually got the Jehovas witnesses that visit my apartment complex daily to stop knocking on my door by moaning every time they knocked
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Imagine 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That's the joke
Sonic 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Fun Fact: Countries taken over by religious cults can also have a history
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Soul Mates 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have five bruises on my legs from absolutely nowhere
HAGD 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Have a swat day?
Safe 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
How is it a problem that her dishwares survived? And how is it a first world problem when there's a fire??
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Experiences of idiots 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My friend's grandpa called arabs "strange brown people in dresses" and always called his autistic brother "the retard" so maybe don't listen to everything your elders have to say
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Please make me hot 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
not neckbeards
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Tater 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Well, at least they know you're resourceful, creative, and not afraid to speak your mind
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