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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Thanks 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I wanted to buy it until I realized I only have sisters
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Just be honest with me; I am trying to help you 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
So I'm supposed to just tell people how I got a pen lodged in my thigh?
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Dont 44 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Kill that piece of fucking filth
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Humans have devolved. 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My g-spot is up there, let me live my life
Men are the primary victims of rape 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
That is true, but according to both guest and Hillary, apparently women are the PRIMARY victims, which is not true unless they, as well, are on the battlefield (which is how the world looks NOW, not ALWAYS.).
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College 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You want to know where the best crying corner is? It's the south window on the second floor after classroom 108, happy crying.
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Men are the primary victims of rape 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yes, because the most of men actually fighting in the war totally wanted to be there. It wasn't at all like they were uprooted from their lives by greedy, powerful men with threats of death and jail, and then forced into a battlefield where their only wish was for the war to end so they could be with their families and stop seeing their comrades and friends die for nothing but pride and greed. It wasn't like it was the men that returned home with blank stares and missing limbs and awful memories that they could never erase. You are so right.
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This 3D-printed cast uses ultrasound to heal broken bones 40% faster 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Imagine the *amazingly cool tan after it's off
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Nooo! 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
:(
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Men are the primary victims of rape 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
...Yes. Exactly.
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Vice is ****ing dead 20 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
VICE, take your meds and go to sleep, you're retired.
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I didn’t know that it meant this. 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
When I was a kid I thought TED Talks were people listening to that actor from How I Met Your Mother
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Brain is useless reading upside down faces 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You made Fun from Trump? I mean, while Fun Light has an array of flavors, seventy year old, sexist carrot probably won't sell very well.
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Canrelate.Jpg 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah, but like... What if?
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Finished 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
They forgot Spiderman
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How to be branded as a p*dophile 101 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I am CACKLING
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Brain is useless reading upside down faces 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You made what from Trump?
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Bendthat**** cuminsnatch 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Dictionary Brambledash?
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What will happen when they start to behave like the rest of the world 15 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Maybe they'd finally learn not to wear shoes indoors
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Brain is useless reading upside down faces 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My virgin eyes!
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Dog/cat owners 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
... Now that I think of it, all cats I know seems to have been found somewhere, or they have just walked into someone's house and stayed there
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Children fee 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My baby girl is a good dog, so I agree with this as well. She nearly never barks or howls, and when she does it's almost always because there's loud sounds around her that she doesn't like, like festivals or parties. But the kids living above us? Holy shit. Every time they don't get what they want, they scream at the top of their lungs. Every. Time. I feel bad for their parents because they are in the same room as that sound. This can happen several times a day, too, and sometimes even at night when me and my roommate are trying to sleep. (Most) kids are definitely louder than (Well-trained) pets. Of course, pets can make noise as well, but it's not that often. They're usually content with NOT screaming at the top of their lungs whenever they don't get the last chicken nugget.
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Aww hell naw 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The only right way to eat cereal is by the fistful, crying on your bathroom floor
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