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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

— JD Report User
Dog/cat owners 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Wow.
I usually play Bowser or Yoshi 39 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
1. Peach (don't fucking judge me, Peach is awesome)
2. Waluigi ("I liked him before it was cool!")
3. That one really ugly Mii
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Prosthetic eye 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
"Please think just once before you speak"
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Thanks guys 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I love you too, mom.
Everyone understands 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Or a college campus
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Proud sponsor of Videogame Dunkey. 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You think the League of Legends community is full of salt? Try acid.
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Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I am confused
Can I sit please? 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I have a buddy that has deformed legs, and when someone is like "excuse me young man shouldn't you stand up for this pregnant lady/old person/whatever?" he just shrugs and stands up, bends his leg in an impossible angle, and then limps away to stand like nothing's wrong in the world. The looks on their faces are absolutely beautiful
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This 3D-printed cast uses ultrasound to heal broken bones 40% faster 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
See, this is what is so great about being a girl! Girls get cool tans on them after sunbathing, I get a white butt.
Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I don't think "human decency" applies talking and enjoying movie content freely.
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Edible water bottles 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
They are supposed to be completely tasteless
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Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Wasn't Spiderman 2 supposed to be set before Infinity War?
I guess she ate away her problem 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh, please do ;)
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Edible water bottles 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I want to try one
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Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Because it's been so long
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The dream 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
The sun is fucking disgusting
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Good sleep doggo 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Please doggo
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The dream 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It means winter and comfy jackets and getting to stay indoors?
Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Technically, Strange could not have seen ALL the possible futures since processing that much information in such a short amount of time with a human brain is impossible, ESPECIALLY considering his eidetic memory. Imagine storing a future where Spiderman sneezes in Thanos' face in your brain for the rest of your life.
And maybe Strange didn't give a rat's ass about Peter Q because the timeline was already doomed. Maybe something or someone was needed that wasn't there, and he just wanted to give hope to the other heroes. Or perhaps something happened to set a doomed timeline off; Someone stepped on THAT stone or someone was just a little bit too slow with their movement.
How to be branded as a p*dophile 101 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Where in this text is that unclear?
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Right in the feels 32 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Fuck the shut up
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Nigerian women 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You get an F on this trolling, just like you get an F on everything else in your life.
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Starbucks 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
WHY IS THAT IMAGINERY MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD
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Not All SuperHeros wear capes 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Unless they're a Garven and you're a Lux and they won't fuckinG FARM TO GAIN XP AND END UP DYING SEVERAL TIMES DESPITE YOUR BEST ATTEMPTS TO GET THEM TO STOP FUCKING THE GAME UP
Not All SuperHeros wear capes 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
As long as my team does their best, they deserve it!