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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Be ready 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Nice but also Jesus Kristus
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Fragile little creatures, aren't we? 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Great. My having anxiety just gave me more anxiety.
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What's not ok 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hey, I paid this ticket for me and my bros to watch Guns N' Roses, and we're all damn well going to watch Guns N' Roses
Cats can nurse hedgehogs 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
"They're adopted"
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Brother 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
lööps! LÖÖPS!
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deviant 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Sure, the story goes a bit fast, has a few plotholes here and there, and, well, foresHADOWING DOESN'T WORK BY HAVING THE CHARACTERS TRAILING OFF LIKE "you ever notice anything strange about her?" "Yeah...". But other than that, it's an amazing gameplay, and they have really put down time into the graphics and characters. The surroundings are amazing, and there's several moments in the game that makes me rethink my whole goddamn existence. And then there's also moments of calm, difficult choices, so many endings, and holy shit do I love Connor. He's a bean.
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deviant 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I fucking love Detroit Become Human
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Mm yummy 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
UPDATE: my sister is going to kill me
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No 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh~ You think I'm nasty? I can be nasty ;)
My culture ain't your lawsuit! 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
This reminds me of when I called my friend black in a chat, and all of a sudden everyone was like "IT'S AFRICAN AMERICAN!!!!!11!"
bitch he's neither african nor american
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No 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You didn't? You weren't even curious?
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Boy with ocular albinism 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Wouldn't ocular albinism mean that his eyes were red and/or partially red?
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The color of the rust on this cap 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I mean, I'd lick it
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Mm yummy 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm going to send this to my nephew
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English Mario 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
OP. Delete this.
Taking care 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It's not my fault my friends has shit tolerance. Someone has to help.
Just to make that clear once and for all 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Pineapple is an acceptable pizza topping and you know it. The only non acceptable pizza topping is banana.
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Sandblasted porcelain 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I want one of these but really big so I can place it in a corner of my room and have my jacket on it. Whenever people ask why I have my jacket on it, I'll just say "hey it's cold, let Paul be." with no context whatsoever.
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Not Now 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You tried vodka as a child?
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This is the worst 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Yeah, it's like... I sometimes dream about this kid I find in a forest, and whenever I talk to her she's like "daddy, why aren't you here with me?" and my heart just breaks and I hug her and promise to never leave and then I wake up and she's gone. It really messes me up.
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Me, playing any game for the first time 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Me, trying to navigate adult life
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This is the worst 13 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I sometimes have dreams where I have kids, and when I wake up it's just... So strange, because for some reason I expect them to transfer to the real world.
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I prefer nighttime over daytime so that's okay 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Isn't the sun natural?
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Proud sponsor of Videogame Dunkey. 9 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Oh, you definitely should! It's real fun. Especially when you accidentally become First Blood and is stuck with teammates that tell you to kill yourself for the rest of the game ( that usually lasts 30-50 minutes).
Dog/cat owners 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Just like you're trying to destroy this joke.
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