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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Okay, and the second part?
Gecko's pupil reacting to light 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
For some god forsaken reason I can relate to this
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Well kid you played yourself 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Someone supervise this kid
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Expert 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
You're a goddamn genius
Expert 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My dog likes to eat spiders so when I recieve kisses from her I kind of want to die
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Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Hm... Any tips for how to best act like a serial killer? I want my Zodiac Killer costume to be as autenthic as possible.
Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I meant a completely different kind of creepy
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I need to fund this 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I don't want deodorant on my chips, thank you
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Gotta go get my pumpkin spice latte! 18 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
LET ME HAVE MY DAY TO BE EXTREMELY CREEPY WITHOUT SOCIAL BACKLASH
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Ladies and gentlemen Benjamin Victor 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Damn, Benjamin
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I am gonna think Marvel will Screw , IF this Happening 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Marvel.... Would screw Nick Cage Superman up.....
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Barney is the best intimidation 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why would you call the police on someone having the wrong number?
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@sweden/ seth 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Seth IS the reason... Which is amazing, what a fucking legend
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Jason Momoa ladys and gentlemen 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
ladys
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@sweden/ seth 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Same, Seth, same
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The only thing you should do 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Bet he won't be texting your bitch ass either
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My, what big ears you have 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
It's so that I can air my veins in this insistent heat
A fun fact for you today 4 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Witcher is a book series? Time to add that to my list of books I want to read but never will because I have too much work to do
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Bff and ever and ever 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Of course, he knows too much to be free
Yes pls 16 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Well, I'm WAITING
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This bottle of vodka comes with a cute little hat 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I want it for the hat. And the vodka.
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Boys will be boys 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Once my sister pulled my toe from it's socket, and when I started screaming (I was about 6 at the time) she said "hey, look at me" and I looked at her, and then she wrenched my toe back into it's socket and whispered "mom will never know." just before my mom walked in and asked what the hell was going on.
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'AMAZING, 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
In swedish, you don't say turtle, but instead sköldpadda, which means shield toad, isn't that amazing?
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Personality is sometimes all that matters 14 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
He's ugly, but I like him all the same
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Scary thoughts 10 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Why the FUCK is my grandma a werewolf in that other reality?