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freudiandip


I should be called freudianshit with all the shit that's coming out of my mouth.

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Don't mess with me 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
No.
Desperate times, desperate measures 1 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I love you, poster guest
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Hidden in case you don't want Sadsubstance 17 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My eyes are completely dry and I'm not at all crying during lunch
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Kids 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Speaking from experience, if this is your attitude towards kids, don't have them
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Moth seeing firefly 8 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Could you believe your eyes?
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Chances 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
If you have a chance to kill a man without facing charges, do it
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't care what the critics say! 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I'm gonna watch it tomorrow!!! :D
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So average 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Great! I can become a seedy car salesman! Or a polititian
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So average 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
In college they call me mediocre, but little did they know that I didn't study anything in that subject and still somehow passed on pure bullshitting
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Spider 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
"Hi, is this the Philadelphia Insectarium? Yes, I called to tell you that I've found your six-eyed sand spider. Yes, it's right next to me. It's a little bit damaged though... I may have stomped at it eleven times."
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Weir brother 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
OP's little brother seems dope
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Thank you Chris Evans 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
:(
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No sharing 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I guess we'll have to duel
Cheese is the reason why I could never be vegan 5 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
*cocks gun* I'm sorry, it's for the best
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Thanos/Brolin mocap 2 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I've never seen a grape smile before
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This one gets it 27 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Just make interesting female characters like Ripley, or Wonder Woman, or Lara Croft! Make someone you'd like to be friends with, or someone you'd absolutely hate. Make a person that you enjoy reading about/watching!
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The proper way to eat a banana 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
To clarify, I mean the bananas
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The proper way to eat a banana 7 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
I usually just deepthroat it and moan until my friends get uncomfortable and tell me to stop
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Tell me more about the underworld 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Persephone lives there
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The blood 12 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
We need your blood, Jacob
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They banned this istead of real guns tho 3 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
how much do i have to pay to get one
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Wormy hand 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
My fat ass thought this was stringed ham
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deer: *walking away like nothing happend* 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
There's a video somewhere where it walks to music
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This meme brings back memories 6 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
Social anxiety and a need to please people, my friend.
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*wet slap* 11 comments
freudiandip · 6 years ago
As you should be.
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