Imagine carrying a baby for nine months only to name that nigga B O B

Well I work at papa Johns and we always have a 5 topping large pizza for $10 so be sure to check if you wanna save 2 bucks

Wait pause hold the fuck up

Have y’all ever heard of headphones

Well yeah, if one of my workers died that would suck but I still need a worker for that position

I hate when I watch porn and see genitals

This looks like a meme that’s been through a bunch of filters that ghetto people use

I love how even after he gets caught, he pours a little more in.

I remember one time Norm Kelly tweeted “Kim Jong Un is a Jake Pauler”

It’s Tom Morello. Who would expect him to have anything positive to say about the government, regardless who’s in office?

What’s being circled?

Then you you damn well I’m gonna play “Thomas the Dank Engine”

That’s fucking metal

What show?