fruit_salad
Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
i can't believe how active i used to be on here. a lot has changed. 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 4 years ago
Just checking in
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Interviewer: "Any special skills?" Me: 6 comments
As a quiet guy 5 comments
If I had a nickel for every time... 1 comments
Ever wonder where pink dye comes from? 17 comments
Why be afraid of the dead when you're already dead inside? 21 comments
fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Fuck yes. Cemeteries are just a field with tons of rocks. Like they’re always well landscaped and everything. Fuckin beautiful some of them.
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I am still waiting 11 comments
fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
This is fake I know, but lesbians don't get as much representation as they should and I think it'd be a cool idea. Not to reboot it though. I don't like reboots in general lol.
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Edited 6 years ago
Ohh the irony 10 comments
fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
this is near me :/ we get stupid-ass ads and billboards for it. the thing is this attraction is a sister attraction to the creation museum here, which believes that humans and dinosaurs co-exsisted.
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Fruit salad. Yummy yummy 3 comments
That's right 7 comments
Aw hell naw! Shut it down 16 comments
Based dad jr 27 comments
fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Lmao true. I'm done. I think I'm ovulating idk. I just want to hug that poor kid
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Oh fuck off. Both of y'all look like muppets. Idk why you took my comment and made it an argument. Maybe one day you'll pull your heads out of your asses long enough to realize that the world doesn't revolve around American ideals.
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Edited 6 years ago
Aw hell naw! Shut it down 16 comments
fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Damn that's hypocritical. Idk why but everything is making me hella mad right now,
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Fuck outta here. Nothing really works in society. Everything sounds ok on paper. The candy metaphor is dumb as hell because being a kind and considerate person doesn't have anything to do with socialism.
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
That is a little kid who doesn't know why daddy just took away her candy. She's going to be raised to believe capitalism is the only way. If she wants to learn about capitalism instead of socialism, how about she switches places with a child laborer? Or maybe has to learn about the suffering America's (and other developed countries') consumerist society has created.
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Well, clearly you haven't because none of your posts are fucking funny. Children need to be able to develop their own sense of self. And nah I don't care about grammar or sounding professional so don't come at me with that superior grammar nazi attitude.
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
I'm not a communist! I just fucking hate the Trump family and their need to make everything political! That is a 3 year old! Did you understand different forms of government at 3?
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fruit_salad
· 6 years ago
Y'all. The thing I'm trying to get at is she is a CHILD. I don't support socialism, but did he explain what it meant to her? Did he only take candy away and tell her it was because of socialism? Teaching a child something is bad without giving reason is no way to raise them. Also, they begged the candy off of people anyway.
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