fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Whenever a famous funsub user comments on my post I fangirl a little 252 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Dude who keeps downvoting my bb
If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You're a man who lives in New York City. You have a dirty, but good sense of humor and almost always understand sexual innuendos. You are a bit older than some other users and I would place you to be in your 20s or possible your 30s. You probably don't really come on very often because you like other sites better. You play video games as well. You're a good person, but you often forget it. I imagine you as a guy with brown hair who wears green a lot.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You're an African American girl. You are bisexual and an optimist. You struggle with self esteem issues and have for a while now. At school you aren't popular or unpopular, you're caught in between. You have a few close friends and maybe even a large circle, but you are only fully open with one or two. You've posted selfie, so I know what you look like.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I think you're a girl. You comment quite a bit, but don't post all that often. You're sarcastic and funny and generally an optimist, but you do have a dark side. You own a rabbit whom you think is a lesbian, but you love her anyway. You don't really have any personality extremes, but everyone still likes you. I always imagined you as a girl who has rainbow hair.
If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You're a boy. You live in the south and are either dating or is married to someone. You're still in school and you don't hate or love it. You are pretty healthy mentally and you don't have very many problems. You comment a lot on posts, so I'm going to assume that you spend a lot of time on your computer. People like you, but don't love you. You're just a person like any other. You've posted a selfie.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I always imagined you as a girl. You played poptropica when you were younger. I did too, it's a fun game. You don't ever post and you don't comment all that often either. Most likely, you browse through Funsubstance without interacting, you have a social life, or you prefer other sites. You're a generally positive person, but there is something bothering you mentally. I always just imaged you as a fox tbh.
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I tried to make instant Mac and cheese and my microwave caught on fire 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Haha yes. I was around nine years old. I just forgot to put water in :/
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Eminem teach those fools 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I have a friend that whenever I cuss he says "Watch your fucking language". I hate him so much.
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Girls know the struggle 12 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
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A 5th grader's spelling test 15 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Wow they have shitty handwriting. No shade, mine sucks too.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
That feels so weird coming from someone who is older than I am, but thanks so much.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Aww cmon
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
No you're actually spot on. Thanks so much :)
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
How would you?
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Oh haha. The appearance part is mainly just for fun.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Is it ok that I do yours in the morning?
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The first few minutes of every horror movie and tv show 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
How do you fuck up THAT BAD
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
No idea. Just how I think.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You are a girl who is very much an adult. You aren't mentally mature though, just physically. You're a positive cat lover who can't stand bullies. Your comments are mostly sweet, but you have the occasional snippy one. I imagine you as having red hair in a ponytail and blue clothes.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You are a stereotypical boy. You know your way around a computer and play the trumpet. When you were younger, you didn't have many friends. This could be because you were unique, or you just didn't know how to make any. More recently, you've gotten more friends and have been opening up a bit. I imagined you as a boy with brown hair and rectangular glasses.
If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
You're a boy who is full of spite. You're intelligent and overall a decent person, but you seem to be bitter about something. Your comments often come off as cold or even cynical and you never use more than you need to to get your point accros. You get good grades and have one or two close friends. Socializing face to face isn't really your thing. I imagined you as a boy with blonde hair who needs to smile more.
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If you comment, I'll describe how I see you :) 173 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
No I will hang on!!
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