fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Once I asked for an entire ball of mozzarella when I was like eight for my bday 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
In small amounts
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Once I asked for an entire ball of mozzarella when I was like eight for my bday 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yah actually. I threw up because I ate an entire mozzarella ball.
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The devil's prank 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Oh thanks you guys! My iPad was being an ass, but it's ok now
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someone feed me a meme 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
That a+ take a pic of the screen method tho
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So random 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Please don't eat me I have so much to live for
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Could you do it? 44 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Idk man
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Wow just wow 8 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Finally, some quality news
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No wonder why I got cat-called today which is a very rare thing for me 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Honey, I once forgot to pack a bra on a school trip. I just stole @black_dahlia 's sweatshirt. Thx m8
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Hey... 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I like your nose! My nose is stupid and has no point!
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When they force u to do stuff! 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Thug lyfe
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Well, we still coming 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ok good
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Well, we still coming 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ok, unpopular opinion, but that's still kind of rude
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Lego hair bicycle helmet 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
My fat ass thought it was chocolate
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So much so that we'll still have enough food even if the whole world is greedy 15 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ok, I have donated money, food and volunteer time to help people. My school does food drives. We have done as much as we can and people still tell us we're "privileged". They're right, we are, but that doesn't mean we don't deserve what we have and it doesn't mean that we aren't trying to stop world hunger.
Polish government wants to COMPLETELY ban abortion. They protested 18 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Jesus Christ it's none of your business whether or not someone chooses to birth a baby.
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Can I get a big hug? 12 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Need me a freak like that
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in case you're having a bad day 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Roses are red
Sugar is sweet
She boot to be for she goddamn feet
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Some confessions of the working class 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Well, I'm never using FedEx again
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Will Smith gets tricked by his son 11 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I used to be able to take a train ::((( but when I was like super young (5 yrs)
BUT NOW I CANT AND IM MAD
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Will Smith gets tricked by his son 11 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Damn I wish I could just go and fly to london
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What a beautiful wedding 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Oh but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore
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A tiny painting 8 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
What is this, A PAINTING FOR ANTS
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What's the point 2 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
That's why you should just kys
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Women 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
An elephant never forgets