fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Goddammit Kevhin 14 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
How the fuck Whould that make it better
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Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Kind of what my comment said
Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It doesn't sound like off you asshole. Jesus Christ please just shut up.
Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Fuck oog?
Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It's actually pronounced more like ogh. Very throaty and guttural. Not like go, not like goff.
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it f*cking does 28 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I don't believe mine was rude. I actually have extensive knowledge on the furry fandom and am currently compliant an analytical paper on their culture. I just wanted to break it down for Barney.
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I'm more likely to scare my crush away tho 184 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Need me a freak like that
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it f*cking does 28 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
From what I've heard, the character furries dress up as
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Let me hear your "in soviet Russia" jokes I love those 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
In Soviet Russia, drugs snort YOU @blackdahlia
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WHAT!!! Did we just become friends 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
^ Me
Wife-carrying championship 15 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Actually someone dropped me and I hurt myself once.
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WHAT!!! Did we just become friends 4 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Let's be depressed......together
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Wife-carrying championship 15 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I have this irrational fear of being picked up
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2016: a summary 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I had such fucking high hopes and now look at me
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Sounds like life 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
oh goody, my first real party!
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The case is now closed 26 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It's true, evolution and stuff
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She's my brown-eyed girl 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
damn that's an antique meme
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Priorities in the addams family 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
They honestly were the most supporting, loving family ever
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Nancy is savage 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
yeah him
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Once I asked for an entire ball of mozzarella when I was like eight for my bday 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
like maybe a tennis ball, but a but bigger
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Nancy is savage 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ok but I had the biggest crush on the one that was like super small and striped
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Pom-pom Crab! 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
GOOOOOOO TEAM
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That's some bizarre photoshop 1 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women
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Roses are red, violets are blue 14 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It doesnt even rhyme unless you stop at kangaroo
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