fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Living young and wild and free... 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Aw I miss him :(
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Baby names 21 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
My beautiful child dog
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Squad pics 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I never did haha
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*gasp* 12 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Honestly people who romanticize England are so annoying. Like, shut the fuck up it's not like Doctor Who or Sherlock.
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relatable 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Wow me too
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Undeniable proof that cats are jerks 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Why I don't have cats
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Some russian astronomer once said 12 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
The formatting of this is exremely annoying.
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That's very dense 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
This makes me so nervous. I feel like I'd just get lost.
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Polish government wants to COMPLETELY ban abortion. They protested 18 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
First of all, I do not believe a fetus is alive in the same way slaves were. Slavery was the mass genocide of a race. Abortion is a controlled termination of a sack of cells without sensation of pain or suffering. Comparing the two is racist and insensitive. Everything depends on whether or not you believe an abortion is murder.
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edgy 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Or maybe the physo swinging woman hung the man?
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O shit 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
He's a meme dealer
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Samsung testing the revised Note 7 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Well, I will always support Samsung over apple. One faulty phone that exploded half a dozen times does not mean the company is doomed. Apple phones are for children who know nothing about electronics. Samsung has more customization, a stylus in select phones, and is (normally) well made and sturdy.
If you get the reference 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Pretty sure it's set to 78 at the moment
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Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
no, I didn't. I said NOT like go, NOT like goff. it cannot be translated into English.
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What a cute old couple 24 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Aw thanks. I mean they both had had failed marriages before. She kept him in check and he provided all the fun. They had many happy years together until he died last summer after choosing to go off life support. My grandmother went to see him every day in the hospital and talked with him for hours before he slipped into a coma and died.
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What a cute old couple 24 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
My grandmother was my grandfathers secretary and then they fell in love and became partners in their accounting firm.
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Guys buying tampons for girls 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Exactly!
Samsung testing the revised Note 7 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Yeah and there was so much more suspense!
Samsung testing the revised Note 7 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I read the book before seeing the movie. It's really good and I would suggest it to anyone.
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Samsung testing the revised Note 7 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ah, the martian
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Only few will get it 19 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Actually I just really like Van Gogh? Idk people completely mispronounceing it is annoying.
Guys buying tampons for girls 17 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Why tf does the name change every time?
Real life 59 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Just looked it up. Just as stupid as I thought.
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Real life 59 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I want to see the original to see how stupid it is
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