fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Medicine for depression 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I recommend excersize. It honestly makes you feel better than treating your body like shit.
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I had salad for dinner 3 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I regret my username
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Fishy 33 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Ok but tax on pads/tampons is fucked up
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Happy removal day 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Cool!
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Happy removal day 7 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
It actually IS my removal day
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My brain: I got nothing, sorry bro 26 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I thought of no one and then realized I probably should have thought of someone so I thought of my dog
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That's dissociative identity disorder 28 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
People actually think this?
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Act natural and no one will notice 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
They get deducted even more points if you pick up a dropped instrument
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Who the hell has a GF? 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Well, I sure am
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Hatefully loveable 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Don't know the context of the show. Just thought that moment was cute. Plus, it was a joke.
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Mumble's had enough of your shit 5 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
I loved Happy Feet lmao
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Hatefully loveable 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Need me a man like that
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Dachshund panorama 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Scrat
Relatable #5 21 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Rabbit pellet ice is to die for
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The first sentence explains it 80 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Satanic butt chugging
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The first sentence explains it 80 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
"He was ten years old now" Well, I'm not a pedophile
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Dachshund panorama 13 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
NOOOT
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Le me at le first date 11 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
The lady and the tramp is really different than what I remember
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forever alone over here 6 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Although it happens, it never happens with the people I like. Mainly because my crush doesn't even go to my school and I barely see them.
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A magnificent dive 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
The video is faked
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The double eldredge knot perfectly executed 8 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
(@ the username) I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
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Jeopardy is my favorite show though 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
No, I'm good :) it's just a temporary feeling of being down. I'll get through it.
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Jeopardy is my favorite show though 9 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
yeah, a little, actually :/
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How I feel talking to my non-irl friends :/ 10 comments
fruit_salad · 8 years ago
Me too
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