fruit_salad
Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
Celestial Cat has arrived to grant you 1 wish 19 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I wish my pussy was poppin, amen
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He's small, blonde and skinny, am I right? 16 comments
Nativity 9 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I thought this would be a Christian mad or something haha
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Edited 7 years ago
I miss my dog. She's just downstairs but I still miss her. 14 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
My dog is very quiet. She actually purrs and groans when you rub her head.
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Favorite President ever! 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Well yeah, Aliens exist, but we don't have any proof we have had contact with them.
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Girls caught going wild 1 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Last night my mom set the elves up for my little brother. They were doing shots.
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The world in a nutshell 18 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
My dad's favorite saying is: "All men are created equal, just some more equal than others."
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Brace yourself 45 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Damn I feel like I just got slapped by a pope. Ay m8, I rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
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Those evil terrorists 24 comments
Preparing tofu 7 comments
Bushes of Love (BLR) 6 comments
