fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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I cried when I had no gf but then I saw a man without his right hand 10 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I didn't understand the title until I looked in the comments... sigh
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That hair color is filthy af 21 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Oh Papu Franku
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Lovely Hades 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Honestly, that's kind of a weird way to flirt.
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Yeah! Suck it Bront! 19 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Why of course!! They are pure and without sin, after all.
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You're not wrong, you're just an asshole 44 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
If someone did that to me, I'd me soooo fucking mad omg
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Who am I, and if so, how many? 18 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
((My origional comment was very exaggerated for the sake of comedy))
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Fly, you fools 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Wowza I'm already down voted. God bless America. The origional comment was for the sake of comedy :*)
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A playground like no other 7 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I used to go to one that looked exactly like this when I was younger, it was great!
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Anchor chains are HUGE 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Honestly, I thought that was a plate of noodles for a second.
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Fly, you fools 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I can't really blame canada, we kind of suck
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What are you looking at, Beast Boy? 4 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
"Yeah where the fuck is my monster dong"
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I'm pretty sure I am 85% of my best friend's impulse control 9 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Please please please don't snort Smarties
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Who am I, and if so, how many? 18 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I own three normal cute bras, but I wear like one for a month straight
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Portable glow in the dark ball lamp 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Shop!!! You have returned from war!!!
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I'm pretty sure I am 85% of my best friend's impulse control 9 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
As the mom friend, I have kept my friends from doing a lot of stupid shit
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When she's faker than the moon landing 6 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Uhm actually she is a cute snek
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Think twice before talking to it 9 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
"Do dogs really hate hugs?"
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Just some feelings *hands you tissues* 6 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
exCUSE you??
Mark Corrigan is so relatable 12 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Honestly, I wouldn't mind.
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i'm the sad b*tch 2 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
My future spouse is probably doing the same thing love you though
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So I made you a nest 3 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Need me a freak like that
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kek 11 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
If it was me, I would have blackmailed them.
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Ashamed of a scar 55 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I have a scar from when I was hanging up Christmas lights and I got scratched
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Ashamed of a scar 55 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I have a scar from when I fell in a creek and slashed my leg on a rock.
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Adidas gets it 22 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
IM sick of seeing straight couples everywhere. I get it you're straight, I don't care.
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